How conflicted I am
How confused
You are better for me
Yet, you taste so awful
Shocking
how reduced fat nilla wafers
taste like cardboard
they are not sweet
Shocking
how real nilla wafers
taste like a box of sunshine
Macaroni and Cheese
is comfort
so yummy
so perfectly cheesy
and yet
the skinny people
tell me you are evil
I do not believe it
I will never leave your side
I've got the blue box blues
Popcorn with no butter
Who wants you?
You are dry
You have no flavor
You are incomplete
Last night
I had a turkey sandwich
on whole wheat bread
with a cup of fat free yogurt
I finished it
And I was still starving
Why healthy food? Why?
If your are so good for me
Why don't you taste good?
4 comments:
I... I think I love you.
(Said as I scarf my second fun-size Kit Kat of the day)
hilarious. i like thenew layout.
i seriously love you...awesome
HEHE so true if you are healthy why don't you taste good.
I have started cooking healthier and my hubby said "I dont think this is as good as the other stuff you make" LOL!!!
Yes b/c it is healthy of you!
Thanks for the sweet post on my blog and HAPPY 10 month anniversary. My hubby surprised me with that and made me cry!
He really is such a great guy.
Have a great day!
Love ya,
Kim
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