Okay, okay, I know, I'm late. REALLY late. You see, I have this thing called a job and they require that certain things be accomplished and they seem to have no understanding of my duties and responsibilities to blogging about major award shows. I apologize for the delay.
I'd like to throw out a disclaimer. While I have an immense and useless knowledge of television and movies, my background in pop "music" is slim to none. I don't know who most of these people are or what Grammy-worthy music they have contributed. I'm only here to talk about the clothes.
This is Willow Smith, daughter of Will & Jada. She is cute as a button but starting out very young on my "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!" list. 
Oooh, Selena Gomez.... I have no idea what you sing but I do think that you were the best dressed of the night, my dear!
It's like I've always said... the classic, modern suit would look SO much better if the pants were made of aluminum foil.
I don't know who this is. I don't know what she sings. And I certainly do not know what she is wearing.
Martina McBride is looking better with age!
Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Readers of this Blog! Be it Known that on February 13, 2011, the Artist Known As Lady Gaga Arrived to the Grammy Awards in a Dinosour Egg.
The Egg was carried but completely normal people.
I'm so glad that Kim Kardashian was there with her musical talent.
It's the Kidman-Urban's! Any surprise babies we need to know about, you two?!?
Katy Perry arrived several months early for the Halloween party thrown by her sorority. The Celestial Angel Hussy will totally win the prize!
Justin is handsome and I was almost willing to give this a thumbs up (even though the tux is white but I think he is 14 or something so I'll let it slide) but me-no-likey the tennis shoes, Beebs.
Jordin Sparks was feeling very indecisive so she just said "Both!"
Hello, Jennifer Hudson is SKINNY and the front of her dress should be longer and then she would've been a winner for me.
ATTENTION JENNIFER LOPEZ: If there were ever a message that anyone had to give you that was of the utmost importance, THIS IS THAT MESSAGE. Listen carefully.... are you ready? Here it is... DO NOT SIT DOWN. I REPEAT. DO NOT SIT DOWN.
You know, I feel like every award season there is atleast one person that I look at it and I'm all like "Man, it's as if they photo-shopped her head on my body". I mean, look at Heidi Klum's arms!! They are SO SKINNY and freakishly similar to MY arms! Craziness!!
When Grant and I go out with our friends, this is what we look like.
Oooh, Selena Gomez.... I have no idea what you sing but I do think that you were the best dressed of the night, my dear!
It's like I've always said... the classic, modern suit would look SO much better if the pants were made of aluminum foil.
I don't know who this is. I don't know what she sings. And I certainly do not know what she is wearing.
Martina McBride is looking better with age!
Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Readers of this Blog! Be it Known that on February 13, 2011, the Artist Known As Lady Gaga Arrived to the Grammy Awards in a Dinosour Egg.
The Egg was carried but completely normal people.
I'm so glad that Kim Kardashian was there with her musical talent.
It's the Kidman-Urban's! Any surprise babies we need to know about, you two?!?
Katy Perry arrived several months early for the Halloween party thrown by her sorority. The Celestial Angel Hussy will totally win the prize!
Justin is handsome and I was almost willing to give this a thumbs up (even though the tux is white but I think he is 14 or something so I'll let it slide) but me-no-likey the tennis shoes, Beebs.
Jordin Sparks was feeling very indecisive so she just said "Both!"
Hello, Jennifer Hudson is SKINNY and the front of her dress should be longer and then she would've been a winner for me.
ATTENTION JENNIFER LOPEZ: If there were ever a message that anyone had to give you that was of the utmost importance, THIS IS THAT MESSAGE. Listen carefully.... are you ready? Here it is... DO NOT SIT DOWN. I REPEAT. DO NOT SIT DOWN.
You know, I feel like every award season there is atleast one person that I look at it and I'm all like "Man, it's as if they photo-shopped her head on my body". I mean, look at Heidi Klum's arms!! They are SO SKINNY and freakishly similar to MY arms! Craziness!!
When Grant and I go out with our friends, this is what we look like.
Again, no idea who this person is.... but my feeling for her dress is hatred.
Hi, who are you, and what have you done with your hair?
I am not okay with this. Two very enthusiastic thumbs down.
Crystal Bowersox = surprising in a lovely emerald gown. Stay Classy, Mama Sox.
And that's all she wrote. Night night, friends. Hope you enjoyed it!!
Hi, who are you, and what have you done with your hair?
I am not okay with this. Two very enthusiastic thumbs down.
Crystal Bowersox = surprising in a lovely emerald gown. Stay Classy, Mama Sox.
And that's all she wrote. Night night, friends. Hope you enjoyed it!!
5 comments:
The guy with the aluminum foil pants, he stole those from me. Please tell him I want them back.
Love it! Btw, Selena Gomez is from Disney Channel and super cute and has a clean image and I'm not even kidding when I say Matteo loves her music. Whenever her music videos come up on Disney he stops what he is doing to watch and listen! She did look amazing.
i love the title. i, also, have no idea who these people are.
the egg....oh the egg.....ummm...anyways.
i am cracking up at the J. Lo don't send down urgent message!
I don't know how I found your blog, but I am laughing out loud at this post- I just love it! You echo my sentiments exactly:)
C:)
what in the world was everyone wearing???!!! i don't understand fashion i guess. ;)
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