Highlights from the last few days:
1. I went to the Emergency Room.
2. They put me on crutches.
3. They gave me pain meds.
4. The above referenced pain meds put me in a coma.
5. On the drive to New Orleans this weekend, I threw up in a Whataburger bag.
6. SINUS INFECTION.
7. I'm hobbling around.
8. Grant calls me "Gimpy".
9. I took some allergy meds.
10. The above referenced allergy meds made me really snippy and mean.
I'M A MESS.