"Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!" - Forrest Gump
"Oh, lavender. You get on my head." - Hater
"Let me tell you, God used those corn dogs mightily" - Katherine Mach
"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home." - Ken Olsen, president of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977.
"If God were small enough to be understood, He wouldn't be big enough to be worshipped." - Evelyn Underhill
"What a joy it is to obey this Lord, who provides us with His Spirit to counsel and empower us and who ensures that everything that happens to us, even the cyclone that brings nothing but destruction, has come through the hedge of His love before it reaches us." - Elisabeth Elliot
"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Rice is really great if you're hungry and you want to eat two thousand of something." - Mitch Hedberg
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally.
"I ran to Target, and I ran back. And did I get a cramp? NO!" - Lindsee
"Hey sweet girl..." - Grant