Here's a fun little guessing game!
Which of the following has not happened to me this morning:
1. Woke up on time
2. Gave Grant his birthday presents, Happy Birthday to my love!
3. Shared an elevator ride with a woman wearing white patent leather open-toed shoes and also wearing white gold-toed tube socks.
4. Shared a separate elevator ride with a man who made siren noises during the entirety of our journey together.
5. Almost vomited when an attorney walked into the office with this dress shirt unbuttoned and a neck tie draped around his neck. GAG ME.
6. Felt a strange bump on my upper lip and determined that it is a bug bite of some kind.
7. Broke out into hives.
8. Went to pharmacy to buy Benadryl, and also purchased a Hershey bar. Because it's necesarry. Don't judge me.
9. Had two female Starbucks employees sing me a song as I walked away called "Goodbye beautiful, enjoy your coffee!"
10. Got alot of work done.
Yes, only ONE of these things has NOT happened to me today. Lord have mercy! Leave your guess as to which one it is in the comments below!